This Week in Tweets: The Only Guy That Can Beat Obama

My personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @JohnFugelsang @JimGaffigan @Brenvolio @BorowitzReport @smonkyou @gonnakillhim @FunnyJokeBook @LOLGOP @Cheeseboy22

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets: An Obese Drug Addict

My personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @jillsmo @LABeachmom @JohnFugelsang @BorowitzReport @SarcasminAction @MomIn_AMillion @MarinkaNYC @Cheeseboy22

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets: I Can't Get that Oompa Loompa Song Out of my Head

My personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @mikeyversace @sbellelauren @SDenckhoff @Cheeseboy22 @BorowitzReport @MomsBitching @TheWreckingDoll

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets: The Return

My only recurring blog topic, This Week in Tweets, has been away for far too long. Well now it's back, baby.

My personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @BorowitzReport, @guiltysquid, @LABeachmom, @AlisonSWLee, @MarinkaNYC, @SarcasminAction, @RealDosEquisMan, @JohnFugelsang, @cheeseboy22

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets: Actually Don't. You'll Die.

Hey, folks. I've been a little absent from the social media world the last few weeks. Real life craziness and such. So sadly, I have only seen about 9 tweets in the last two weeks. Fortunately for you, 5 of them were pretty funny. So it's a short list this week. Next week, I'll be back to regular strength.

My personal five favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @BeggingAnswers @MarinkaNYC @LOLGOP @FozziesRevenge @CaitsConcepts

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets: He Made Michele Bachmann for That

I'm a couple days late this week. I was traveling for the holiday weekend and then returned home to find a truck had taken out our phone line, which should really be called our Internet line since I didn't really care too much about the loss of my land line. So even though they were ready on time, you are just seeing them now. Sorry for the wait, but here they are... my personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @gonnakillhim @iamcaroline @adaddyblog @cheeseboy22 @cecilyk @ohmommy @borowitzreport @laurnicole @sarcasticegg

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Rubyspikes
Because even if can't spend every waking moment on Twitter, you still shouldn't have to miss out on me.

Don't you just LOVE it when you look back at previous stuff you've written and see typos. "Hello, world! I am an idiot!" (In case you hadn't noticed.) Ah well. C'est la vie.

This Week in Tweets: I Am a Unique Snowflake, Dammit

My personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @BorowitzReport @Y_U_NOOO @AndreaTaylorish @sssemester @JimGaffigan @exlibris @Mama_Mash @Lord_Voldemort7

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

And a new addition this week.....

This Week in Rubyspikes Tweets
For those of you hanging on my every word. Here is what you may have missed:

This Week in Tweets: Why We Don't Live at the Fair

My personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @MomIn_AMillion @AndreaTaylorish @NealMayhem @LIFECOACHERS @TheManwife @MamaWantsThis @OakParkGirl @BorowitzReport @guiltysquid

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets: But We Did It

My personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @SarcasticEgg @corrinrenee @Lord_Voldemort7 @BorowitzReport @smonkyou @sbellelauren @TheeeSickestKid @guiltysquid @KelleysBreakRm @JohnFugelsang

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets: It's Just My Opinion

My personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @Brain_Wash @FozziesRevenge @grace134 @TheManwife @chimomwriter @suitcasetricks @KelleysBreakRm @JohnFugelsang @jillsmo

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets: Thoughts Aren't Dangerous

My personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @Lord_Voldemort7 @dadarocks @TheNextMartha @TheeeSickestKid @tulipandthelma @domesticaffairs @suitcasetricks @andrewhibbard @CarriBrown @JohnFugelsang

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets: The Monster Won't Eat You

My personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @MultitaskMumma @phxguy88 @Mama_Mash @MrsPickle_ @gonnakillhim @grace134 @mamachaplin @BorowitzReport @exlibris @RenegadeRuby

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets: Three Times as Nice

This week, I've added a couple "special features" to the usual line up. Hope you enjoy.

This Week in Tweets: From I Hate You to Google +

My personal eight favorite tweets from this past week.

Why only eight instead of the usual ten? Well, two reasons: One, it really was a light week this week due to my need to spend more time off of Twitter than on it. But two, it also allows me to add this one time feature: The Lobbyists. I got two tweets this week related to this post, both of which made me laugh, so they had to be featured. Just a note though: this will never work again. I mean it. Behave.

This Week in Tweets: The Lobbyists

Finally, because for me, this has been crazy narcissism week, I can't possibly not feature myself on my own post of funny tweets. 'Cuz people, I'm funny, too. (Or hadn't you heard.)

This Week in Tweets: Rubyspikes Edition

This week in tweets made possible by: @MommyMonologues @scotthajer @daydreaminfool @roxisbrilliant @Brain_Wash @JimGaffigan @TheBloggess @MrsPickle_ @smonkyou & of course @rubyspikes

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets: Mumma in Hiding thru Twitter Takes Out ORD

My personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @MultitaskMumma, @gonnakillhim, @JimGaffigan, @mommyboots, @smonkyou, @slackmistress, @OakParkGirl, @TheNextMartha

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets: From Bambi to Marriage Equality

These are my personal ten favorite tweets from this past week.

This week in tweets made possible by: @mommyboots, @KelleysBreakRm, @BorowitzReport, @notthatkendall, @Katieannab, @FozziesRevenge, @reneedobbs, @MomIn_AMillion

Now go... follow the funny.

(FollowtheFunny is a Twitter list of the tweeps that have recently appeared on my This Week in Tweets.)

This Week in Tweets

My ten favorite tweets of the week.

This week in funny brought to by: @FunnyTweets_, @notthatkendall, @sbellelauren, @SethMacFarlane, @SnglMomSurvives, @PMuffintop, @Cheeseboy22, @BorowitzReport, @LaurDoone, and @suitcasetricks.

Now... go follow funny.

My Favorite Tweets: May 2011

I am a collector. I collect books, candles, empty diet coke cans. Not so much that last one, but you'd think I do if you could see my nightstand right now. Anyway, I find that I have been collecting tweets as well. I favorite them and hold on to them because I think they're funny. And that is no way to use Twitter. I do not need one more area of my life where I am compulsively collecting items. So since y'all like my Top Ten Rapture-Related Tweets so much, I figured I'd grab a few more of my favorites, throw them up here, and then have them saved on my blog for perpetuity. Also, those of you not on The Twitter will see it's awesomeness. And those of you who are on The Twitter may find some new peeps to follow. Anyhoo, here they are, my favorite tweets of May 2011 (minus the aforementioned rapture-related tweets).

Now go follow these awesome and funny Tweeps: @mommyboots, @michellew_, @MomIn_AMillion, @smonkyou, @juliasegal, @notthatkendall, @BorowitzReport, @CaitsConcepts, @jillsmo, @mireyamayor, @JohnFugelsang, @grace134, @phxguy88, @RenegadeRuby, @alexandrawrote, @KelleysBreakRm, @QuirkOut, @Brain_Wash, @sbellelauren

Top 10 Rapture-Related Tweets

I was going to write a lovely little post about the upcoming rapture on Saturday, but my peeps on Twitter have been keeping me laughing so much with the rapture-related humor, that I just haven't gotten around to it. Alas, the fun is about to come to an end. So I present to you, my top 10 favorite rapture-related tweets.

I put that first one in there in case you're not following me on Twitter. You should know what you're missing.

Happy Rapture Eve, everybody!