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Nouns
mom
wife
liberal
atheist
newbie blogger
procrastinator
complainer
Chicago suburbanite
IT consultant
dog owner
home owner
daughter
sister

Loves
my family
ice cream
Cabernet
diet coke
politics
organization
mac & cheese (from a box)
Broadway musical
books
Hates
willful ignorance
poor grammar
spontaneity
Beliefs
evolution is real
climate change is real
an embryo is not a person
vaccinations don't cause autism
sexual preferences are not choices
talking on your phone impairs your driving

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TheNextMartha 73p · 713 weeks ago

You are adorable, but I already knew that.
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rubyspikes 67p · 713 weeks ago

Attention online world: TNM says I'm adorable. Please take note.

Seriously, thanks for that. I think you're pretty damn cool yourself. Mwah.
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Don AKA @eldergeek · 713 weeks ago

I agree w/TNM, you're adorable and I'm impressed with your loves, beliefs and 66.66% of your hates. Hating spontaneity is just too OCD. Let your hair down, do something unexpected. It might make you Furiously Happy. http://thebloggess.com/2010/10/furiously-happy/
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rubyspikes 67p · 713 weeks ago

Too OCD? Damn, I forgot to add OCD to my nouns. Or is that an adjective? Hate may be too strong of a word, but I really do prefer it when my life runs on schedule. And no one changes current plans. And I know what's going to happen next. Ok, yeah, I'm really not a fan of spontaneity. :)
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Heather · 631 weeks ago

thank you! Finally, proof that a forward thinking woman, loving wife, cool mom AND liberal atheist can exist in the blog world! Came for the baby shower advice- will stay for the blog posts!
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bethany ramos · 512 weeks ago

SheKnows.com is excited to include a photo from your blog on our site. In our article we will provide an image credit and link back to your blog post. Please contact us if you have any questions or if you would prefer that we not use your photo.
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