Sarcasm 101: Snark Therapy: Laundry Room Swoon

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Snark Therapy: Laundry Room Swoon

Laundry Room Swoon
I found a pin board today on Pinterest that was nothing but laundry rooms. The board was called: Interior Design Swoon... Laundry. Now I admit, these were some quite lovely laundry rooms, 58 of them to be exact. But I noticed that one of the things that made all of these 58 laundry scenes so much more inviting than my own laundry room...

... NO ACTUAL LAUNDRY!

Extreme Doggie Bed
Not only does the dog get stairs, but he gets a bed bigger than a New York City apartment. And folks, lemme tell you something: the second you fall asleep, that dog is crawling into bed with you. It's only a matter of time before YOU're the one sleeping on the dog bed. So on second thought, you might want to make it a little bigger and with a little more leg room.

Extreme Hydration
Weight loss tip: Drink 1-2 liters of water right when you wake up in the morning.

Wait, wait. I'm still laughing. Trying to picture myself chugging a 2 liter bottle of water first thing in the morning. Maybe I'll just spend the first 2 minutes of my shower looking up with my mouth open.

Extreme Roy G Biv
Your friend: Hey! I never read Harry Potter. You mind if I borrow your copy?
You: Sure. You remember what color the cover was on the first one?

Extreme Pizza Kitchen

I actually saw this one at the mall with my dear friend @OakParkGirl. At the mall there was a Unilock display which included... the pizza oven. (The waterfall... not on display at our mall.)

I know we all want to turn our backyards into fabulous outdoor kitchens, but I think that Unilock may be stretching a little with this Wood Fired Oven. The description says, "Make the best-tasting wood fired pizza in your own oven." Now I don't know how much this little beauty costs, but seriously, how many pizzas do you have to make to make it worth that little chunk of change AND backyard real estate? And you KNOW how many pizzas you will actually make in that thing, right? I'm gonna go with three. Tops.

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TheNextMartha 73p · 708 weeks ago

Pizza is very important to some people. And I'd take any of those laundry rooms. I'll trade them for my laundry

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Carri · 708 weeks ago

Drink one to two liters of water and spend thd rest of the morning in the bathroom. Going to the gym sounds easier.

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MsPDrama 50p · 708 weeks ago

Love these. Can any human drink that much water first thing in the morning? Those laundry rooms, fab. Would look more realistic w/the heaps of laundry we all know exists.

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roxisbrilliant 66p · 708 weeks ago

I would be peeing all day if I drank that much water right in the morning.

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Coffee Lovin' Mom · 708 weeks ago

Please don't drown in the shower! There is no amount of cuteness in a laundry room that would motivate me to do it more often, which reminds me I have some to do...

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rubyspikes 67p · 708 weeks ago

"Please don't drown in the shower" made me laugh out loud. And I actually have a very lovely laundry room. People would be jealous. If there wasn't a foot of clothes on the floor at all times.

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Alison 102p · 708 weeks ago

Haha, those beautiful laundry rooms with no laundry. They look like show rooms.

I don't drink 2 liters of water in a day never mind first thing in the morning.

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rubyspikes 67p · 708 weeks ago

If I ever get thru all of my laundry, I'm totally gonna take a picture of my laundry room and email it to this lady. :)